I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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