But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
