I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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