you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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