I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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