I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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