the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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