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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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