Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
NoShamevember. You game?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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