garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I bet he comes in French.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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