Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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