windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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