we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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