just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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