sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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