Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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