She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.