So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.