is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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