Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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