Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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