I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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