omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It's just like the Real World with babies
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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