its not stalking. its research.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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