Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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