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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I will be naked everywhere
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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