What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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