I must be too annoying 4 u.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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