I CAN MOONWALK!
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
But theres a keg here and me gusta
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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