Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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