I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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