I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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