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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.

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• (914): View more from New York

  When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer

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• (+91): View more from India

  Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh 

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..

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