You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...