ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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