I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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