some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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