I'd wear matching sweaters with you
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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