wrigley field is MILF paradise
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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