I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i drank out of a bidet.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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