apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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