why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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