That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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