i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.