Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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