after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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