I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
do nipples grow back?
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