yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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