dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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