Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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