yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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