I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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