i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
be right there i have to get my cape
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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