He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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