my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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