I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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