So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
