Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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