the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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