only if we run a train.
done.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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