Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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